The Curb Observer

$40.00
Screen printed on 100% cotton Comfort Colors pink shirt

You step out onto your stoop with a little something rolled up. You take a seat on the fourth step, light up, and take a good, deep inhale. A nice breeze takes the smoke when OH FUCK wowww, that dude just, holyyy shit haha, he just careened right into that parked car hahah, wow. Brutal. You take another drag and settle into your spot. —Ahh, life’s good as a Curb Observer.

Quinn is a tattooer and painter based in Brooklyn, NY

IG @quinnthetable / @quinnthepaintings

Sizing and Pre-order Details below.

Screen printed on 100% cotton Comfort Colors pink shirt

You step out onto your stoop with a little something rolled up. You take a seat on the fourth step, light up, and take a good, deep inhale. A nice breeze takes the smoke when OH FUCK wowww, that dude just, holyyy shit haha, he just careened right into that parked car hahah, wow. Brutal. You take another drag and settle into your spot. —Ahh, life’s good as a Curb Observer.

Quinn is a tattooer and painter based in Brooklyn, NY

IG @quinnthetable / @quinnthepaintings

Sizing and Pre-order Details below.

Size:

Pre-Order Period

The pre-order period for this item will end on August 26th, 2026. We aim to have all domestic orders delivered before September 26th, 2026.

Sizing

In the photos: Michael is 5’8” and wearing a size Medium

Size Chest Width (in.) Body Length (in.)
Small 18.25 26.5
Medium 20.25 28
Large 22 29.5
XL 24 30.75
2XL 26 31.5
3XL 27.75 32.5